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Art for women who’ve had enough. Let’s laugh through the hard stuff.


🔥 HOT! - Freshly sassy and ready to find a home!

  • Wood Burned Art

    Wood Burned Art

    Add a little burnt sass to your wall, desk, or anywhere that could use a touch of dark humor!

    From $20.00

  • home decor wall art

    Wall Art

    Make a statement and decorate your walls with sass! Grab a print that highlights how awesome you are!

    From $15.00

  • custom greeting cards

    Greeting Cards

    Need a greeting card but the cute & sweet just won’t do? I got you!

    $5.00

What People Are Saying

  • I love your style. I'm so used to seeing the pretty polished female characters that I don't really relate to. Your characters are different which is why I like them so much. Your art shows what it feels like to be female, not what people think it should be.

    Jenn K

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  • I love your art so much. I love how unique it is and the attitude it conveys of all of us non-Barbies of the world.

    Amanda M.

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  • Your designs are so great and thought out. My horoscope design is spot on! All of them so be and they're all so much fun. I love your funky, funny, grump style.

    Alicia - MD

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  • Your art is AMAZING! It's so unique and fun! I LOVE it! The zodiac series is awesome and what caught my eye to your work. I'm a Cancer and the Cancer is spot on. I love it!

    Sophie B - TX

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  • Your horoscope pieces are one of my favorites that I've seen done of the signs. Cute, unique characters drawn in a style that gives an amazing feel similar to Tim Burton, and sayings that encompass the overwhelming 'doneness' I feel with the human race and I am so here for it.

    Allison - MS

    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Download. Decorate. Dominate.

$8.00

Emmett is a detail-oriented instructor who’s spent the past decade helping people develop new tools, habits, and mindsets. Their approach is clear, practical, and always infused with curiosity and care.

Print it yourself downloads.

$8.00

Emmett is a detail-oriented instructor who’s spent the past decade helping people develop new tools, habits, and mindsets. Their approach is clear, practical, and always infused with curiosity and care.

$8.00

Emmett is a detail-oriented instructor who’s spent the past decade helping people develop new tools, habits, and mindsets. Their approach is clear, practical, and always infused with curiosity and care.

Look at all the signs!

$8.00

Emmett is a detail-oriented instructor who’s spent the past decade helping people develop new tools, habits, and mindsets. Their approach is clear, practical, and always infused with curiosity and care.

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Christy Illustrates – Dark, Sassy, and a Little Burnt

I’ve always been drawn to the weird, the witty, and the wonderfully twisted. Art has been my escape, my rebellion, and my way of turning life’s chaos into something that makes people smirk, laugh, or feel just a little more understood. I started creating because, like many of us, I needed an outlet—something that wasn’t just about surviving but about thriving through humor, sarcasm, and a love for the beautifully odd.

From digital illustrations to woodburned art, I mix dark, sassy, and slightly creepy elements with a pop of humor—because why shouldn’t skulls and mushrooms come with a side of attitude? My designs aren’t just art; they’re little reminders that even in the toughest times, you can still find something to smile (or snicker) about.

Horoscope process and inspiration

behind the sass

Stories Behind the Work — context, mood, and meaning for select pieces.