Welcome to Christy Illustrates
Art that’s equal parts sass, soul, and sharp edges
Step into a world where humor meets heat. Christy Illustrates creates bold, playful art for women who’ve had enough of the usual. Here you’ll find wood‑burned pieces, prints, and originals that laugh in the face of ordinary. art you can hang, gift, or live with every day.
Whether you’re browsing for a statement original, a cheeky print to brighten a wall, or something that feels like a tiny rebellion, you’re in the right place. Dive in, explore, and let the work speak directly to the parts of you that are tired, fierce, and ready to feel something real.
Fresh, Feisty & Looking for a Wall
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Prints
Make a statement and decorate your walls with sass! Grab a print that highlights how awesome you are!
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Commissions
Custom pieces made just for you. Whether it’s personal, playful, or a little weird, I’ll create something that actually feels like yours.
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Wood Burned Art
Add a little burnt sass to your wall, desk, or anywhere that could use a touch of dark humor!
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Originals
One-of-a-kind original paintings & mixed media pieces. No duplicates. No recreations. When it’s gone, it’s gone.
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Emmett is a detail-oriented instructor who’s spent the past decade helping people develop new tools, habits, and mindsets. Their approach is clear, practical, and always infused with curiosity and care.
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$8.00
Emmett is a detail-oriented instructor who’s spent the past decade helping people develop new tools, habits, and mindsets. Their approach is clear, practical, and always infused with curiosity and care.
$8.00
Emmett is a detail-oriented instructor who’s spent the past decade helping people develop new tools, habits, and mindsets. Their approach is clear, practical, and always infused with curiosity and care.
$8.00
Emmett is a detail-oriented instructor who’s spent the past decade helping people develop new tools, habits, and mindsets. Their approach is clear, practical, and always infused with curiosity and care.
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Christy Illustrates – Dark, Sassy, and a Little Burnt
I’ve always been drawn to the weird, the witty, and the wonderfully twisted. Art has been my escape, my rebellion, and my way of turning life’s chaos into something that makes people smirk, laugh, or feel just a little more understood. I started creating because, like many of us, I needed an outlet—something that wasn’t just about surviving but about thriving through humor, sarcasm, and a love for the beautifully odd.
From digital illustrations to woodburned art, I mix dark, sassy, and slightly creepy elements with a pop of humor—because why shouldn’t skulls and mushrooms come with a side of attitude? My designs aren’t just art; they’re little reminders that even in the toughest times, you can still find something to smile (or snicker) about.
